Is that why we had sex 60 times?  

coolabedfilm:

beefcakeairways:

couch-activist:

beefcakeairways:

couch-activist:

Well, some of the biggest mistakes of our era were long and horrible historical processes.

If that helps you sleep at night. :)

After our fluke. It gets me through the day.

63. You and Britta have had sex 63 times. At least according to my charts. It’s simple, and for a sneaky lawyer type like yourself I’m slightly disappointed you’ve made it so obvious to an observational outsider type like myself. 

It’s simple, whenever you or Britta mention the name “Gwenifer” you guys either have or are about to do sex. And I can usually tell if it’s already happened because Britta doesn’t like it when you use Aveda’s mens hair groomer because it gets sticky when you sweat, so I don’t smell that on you after you guys have sex, you smell like Ojan Men’s Apple Hair Sculpting spray, which Britta likes. I’ve smelled that on you 63 times.

Sorry to expose your secrets but… you made it obvious. 

Abed, stop being creepy.

cariluv:

stickingupforsammy:

Joel McHale and Donald Glover’s love is legendary

Just gonna leave this up here lol

Pierce finally discovered photoshop…. 

I AM SO ANGRY TODAY. 

couch-activist:

You would think the news would share you a little bit more about what’s going on in North Korea but NO, it is way more important than Bieber tweet something about his cereal.

Ugh.

Are the three musketeers planning on baking cookies and hosting mud fights? If so, count me in.

Yes please. I can hold it for you but only for one day. I can give you my aim, should you wish to contact me sooner! Jocklesssissy.

We only have four people so far. You’re more than welcome to join! Just create an account and claim!

gateway to heaven, 

He’s late again. Only this time, his charming grin and his marginally attractive pout gets him no where. So, he’s forced to retreat to the study room, waiting idly for the period to be over, before he could proceed to the next class. Last night had been rough on him. Strange woman, new bar, exchanged flirtation and before he knew it, he was lying on his back, legs spreadeagled next to a brunette he didn’t know. By the time Jeff closed his eyes and managed to get some shut eye, it was already five o’ clock. So needless to say, caffeine was the only thing keeping him awake. 

His biology text book lay open, eyes focused on the listless words that seemed to blur ever so often. Before he knew it, the right side of his cheek was pressed on the cold page, eyes fluttering shut as he welcomed oblivion. 

Is that why we had sex 60 times?  

couch-activist:

beefcakeairways:

couch-activist:

Well, some of the biggest mistakes of our era were long and horrible historical processes.

If that helps you sleep at night. :)

After our fluke. It gets me through the day.

Is that why we had sex 60 times?  

couch-activist:

Well, some of the biggest mistakes of our era were long and horrible historical processes.

If that helps you sleep at night. :)